Cardinals Movies With Star Wars Titles

Another entry in my continual mashup series

The Phantom Menace

Giovanny Gallegos and Justin Williams continue to be haunted by a specter from their past. Can they provide enough value to put Tommy Pham out of mind?

Attack of the Clones

The National League can’t figure out where they keep coming from. Young arm after young arm wearing Cardinal red and throwing 100 mph. Can these clones win the war for the Commissioner’s Trophy?

Revenge of the Sith

Clayton Kershaw has a lot of things. What he wants is another playoff win against the Cardinals and he won’t stop until he gets it.

Solo

This documentary traces some of the most important solo homers in Cardinal history. Ozzie Smith and David Freese are among those that sit down to discuss how even a solitary shot at the right time can be key.

Rogue One

Before there was Ozzie Smith, there was Garry Templeton. Relive his tumultuous time in St. Louis, from its glorious heights through to the devastating fall and the gesture that sped things along.

A New Hope

Things in 2018 were getting grim, but then a change in leadership set the organization on a different path. Go inside those first days of the Mike Shildt regime and learn just how different things became.

The Empire Strikes Back

It’s been a long time since the Cardinals and Yankees met up on the big stage, but it almost happened in 2004. What if it did? Based on multiple computer simulations, the underlying story of two legendary franchises meeting at the height of their powers can now be told.

Return of the Jedi

He spent three years in St. Louis but is now retired, managing a young team in West Virginia. However, the pull of the Cardinals is still strong and when a need arises late in a pennant race, Jedd Gyorko returns to contribute one more time.

The Force Awakens

The Cardinals have been considered a sleeping giant when it comes to resources. This winter, that giant woke and traded for Nolan Arenado. The untold story of a legendary third baseman, a marquee franchise, and the general manager who would lose his job to unite them.

The Last Jedi

Apprentices have come and gone but Yadier Molina has stayed behind the plate. Andrew Knizner won’t take no for an answer and so Molina must train the new kid, whether he likes it or not.

The Rise of Skywalker

With the first pick of the 2020 draft, the St. Louis Cardinals selected Jordan Walker. Watch him as he takes his first steps into a larger world, starting with Palm Beach. (Streaming on MiLB.tv)